Antiques Roadshow. Wales/Bath.

[carrust]

After my post last week saying that the Welsh must be the ugliest people in Christendom, that mantle has now been taken by the good folk of Bath. :-)

[redman41]

Are they fond of Sheep there as well carrust ! lol

[carrust]

Looks as though they're fond of their sisters as well as sheep. redman LOL

[redman41]

Missed this programme as I was doing other things. There sure has been some ugly participants at times on Antiques, makes you wonder if BBC is looking for them on purpose. ;-)

[carrust]

They also seem to pick-out the smuggist gits as well!

[snags]

The man holding the puppy under his arm throughout his item valuation was a particularly fine specimen of... something...

[carrust]

Animal, vegetable or mineral, snags?

[snags]

Neanderthal...

[McMouse]

The way to find a virgin in Norfolk is to spot which girl can run faster than her brothers.

[carrust]

There was a letter sent to the problems page in the local Norfolk paper, it reads;

Dear Anna,

I am a thirteen year old girl, & I am still a virgin.......Is my brother gay?

[McMouse]

A representative of the Bishop of Norwich confirmed yesterday that applications for marriage licences had increased 400% since the recent announcement by the World Health Organisation that “swine flue could affect every single person in the world”.

[Barmaid]

Seeing as we are Norfolk bashing I understand from a medical colleague there that in the Mental Health Units they have a shorthand NfN - normal for Norfolk.

When I first moved there, I couldn't understand people when they said they were going to "Naaaaaarch". Took me months to work out they meant Norwich.

[carrust]

What do you call a pretty girl in Norfolk?

A tourist.

[McMouse]

Q: How do you know when a Norfolk girl has had an org asm?
A: She drops her bag of chips.