The boy stood on the burning deck

McMouse | 17:44 Sun 21st Feb 2010 | ChatterBank

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What first names would you never give your children?

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The boy stood on the burning deck

eating red hot scollop's

one fell down his touser leg

and burnt off both his................. ankles i think.

Naomicorlett

RJUKL how about The Highwayman. Used to cry buckets over that one. How I longed to be Bess.
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-highwayman/

RJUKL

Sandy-Wroe and caslass I think we are in the minority here!!

Sandy-Wroe

It's a fine poem.

marval

The boy stood on the burning deck,
The Skipper by the binnacle.
The First Mate, being a randy sort,
Grabbed him by his pinnacle.

yogi-bear

The boy stood on the burning deck,
The weather was hot and drafty,
And then he spotted Sharon Stone,
It was'nt her, it was that Crafty

:0)

McMouse

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The boy stood on the burning deck
And felt the urge to piddle
His pee transformed the flames to steam
And he stewed in the middle
'God, that was close,' the captain said
He smiled, he laughed, he far ted
A passing spark ignited it
KaBoom! Now they've departed.

RJUKL

Naomi - reading that again brought out goose bumps. It is a good example of an onomatopoeia.

marval

the boy stood on the burning deck
his elbow was to the mast
he would not move a bleeding inch
til Oscar Wilde got past
but Oscar was a wiley bird
he tossed the lad a plum
and when he stooped to pick it up....