If you could definitely get away with it

[Panic Button]

would you sleep with your neighbour?

[MOUCHA]

Sorry to tell you this lardy but he is a cheapskate then!

[lardhelmet]

Didn't expect him to hang (the curtains) as well as erect (the shed)

[rachael88]

all my neighbours are old lol so NOOOOOOOOO lol

[cherrychapstick]

no good having an erect (shed) without curtains or blinds!!!

[lardhelmet]

How very true cherry

[cherrychapstick]

well i hope you get him told then haha

[MOUCHA]

The obvious q here lardy is 'Shall he?'

[lardhelmet]

Better not - or he might not buy me the Ferrari I've asked for my next birthday!

[MOUCHA]

I meant chalet shed! Still the ferrari will come with its own garage, won't it?

[lardhelmet]

No - OH's Lambo is kept is the garage - and we've got nowhere to put another one - garage - not Lambo

[MOUCHA]

Now stop trying to impress me lardy - the shed still has no curtains!

[lardhelmet]

No - we had electrically controlled faux fur lined venetians (in animal print) hung instead ( thought it looked less chavvy)

[MOUCHA]

Yer daft beggar lardy! Well I am going to bed now - no day off for me tomorrow. It has been fun on here tonight and I enjoyed your company. Sweet dreams

[lardhelmet]

Me too - I'm off to Chez Asda, House of Primani & Argoose early in t'morning

[MOUCHA]

Luv a duck lardy - I never live it up like that on my days off. I am jealous now, nite

[lardhelmet]

Nite - Moucha. Take Care.