I'm off to an fff

[stewey]

Surely I'm not the only one to hates going to these. The last two f's stand for family function, and the first f stands for f....ing. All they want to talk about are their recent operations, their grandkids, whose in hospital, whose pregnant or about to be. They don't drink, smoke, or tell off-color jokes, and say grace prior to eating anything. Am I being unreasonable in not wishing to go?..............If I don't answer ,it already means I'm gone:)

[cazzz1975]

I suggest you get sozzled before you go ;)

[snags]

I rarely go to them... I hate them all and they probably all hate me so it's a win win all round...

[ELVIS68]

Go in drag, that`ll change the conversation

[tamborine]

ha ha - he's been dragged off on a choke chain ;)