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A pharmasist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall ''What's wrong with him?'' he asked his assistant ''He came in for some cough syrup but i couldn't find any so i gave him an entire bottle of laxatives ''You bloody idiot'' said the chemist ''You can't treat a cough with laxatives ''Of course you can '' the assistant replied'' Look at him, he daren't bloody cough now!!!
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, “Cheese sandwich: £1.50; Chicken sandwich: £2.50; Handjob: £10.”
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “Can I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispers the man. “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?”
“Yes,” she purrs. “Indeed I am.”
The man replies, “Well, wash your damn hands. I want a cheese sandwich!”
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, “Cheese sandwich: £1.50; Chicken sandwich: £2.50; Handjob: £10.”
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “Can I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispers the man. “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?”
“Yes,” she purrs. “Indeed I am.”
The man replies, “Well, wash your damn hands. I want a cheese sandwich!”
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