Hollywood is waiting....

[Zammo]

There was a story at Christmas time about this Scottish woman who ended up stranded by snow for a month after she popped out to buy a Christmas turkey. I read this morning that her story could be turned into a Hollywood movie. If you could compare your life to a Hollywood movie which one would it be and why? Or if there's anything that's happened to you that you feel could be turned into a Hollywood blockbuster lets hear about it...................

[mccfluff]

hidden depths vibes hidden depths

i just pretend to be an airhead obsessed with cake

[Quentin_Crisp]

I'd pay to see it, vibes - when's it out?

[mccfluff]

better get a trim then...

[Quentin_Crisp]

Brings a tear to my eye just how romantic you two are - you should be a couple :)

[mccfluff]

our taste in music sets us apart QC

how about Boo for director she's bossy enough, or china

[mccfluff]

who does like marillion?

[Quentin_Crisp]

Boo would just bring cake and shout "cut" - not the film though - just big slices for her to stuff in her gob

I've directed a bit - my last masterpiece was called The Sugar Plum Fairy - it was to star Vinnie Jones, but he did'nt like the knickers he had to wear.
I went for Dale Winton then, but it was a big flop :(

[mccfluff]

should o asked vibes - sugar plum fairy is right up his street

[Quentin_Crisp]

I like fish - does that make me like Marillion a bit?

[mccfluff]

a little

[Quentin_Crisp]

I like you mccfluff but you must improve on your choice of men or you may find yourself playing second fiddle to Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

I, on the other hand, are a bit refined innit, so you know it makes sense - lovely jubbly :)