Knock knock jokes

[Sado]

Can anyone help me to compile a list of knock knock jokes urgently?

In hopeful anticipation.

[Lindseth]

Can I be first to get in with Dr Who?  Y'know - who's there - Dr - Dr Who....  What a killer that one is.

[Jackanory]

Who's there?  Amos

Amos who?  Amosquito!

[Jackanory]

Who's there?  Anna

Anna who?  Anna the mosquito (another mosquito!)

[Jackanory]

Who's there?  Stella

Stella who?  Stella nother mosquito!!

...sorry!!  :o)

[Jackanory]

Who's there?  Little old lady

Little old lady who.  I didn't know you could yodel!

[Aschenbach]

-Knock, knock

-Who's there?

-Death

-Death wh---

[ermintrude35]

knock knock

who's there

a tissue

blessyou

[Aschenbach]

- Knock, knock

- Who's there?

- Bigish

- Bigish who?

- Not today thanks. (Big Issue)

[Jackanory]

Who's there?  Lettuce

Lettuce who?  Lettuce in & you'll see!

[Mickey_Blue]

Who`s There ?

Boo.............Boo Who ?    Aww Dont cry

[wideboy]

Who's there?

Auntie

Auntie who?

Antidisestablismentarianism!!

[wideboy]

Before this list gets too long try:-

http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/

Here are 100 pages in an ongoing collection
of some of the dumbest, funniest, silliest, wackiest,
stupidest, and most annoying knock-knock jokes ever told.

http://www.ahajokes.com/knock_knock_jokes.html

http://www.azkidsnet.com/JSknockjoke.htm#

http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Knock-Knock-Jokes

http://www.lofthouse.com/humor/knockknock/

 

but I like:-

Who's there?

Who stole...

Who stole Who?

"It's who stole what, and if you wait i'll tell you !!!"