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Men....Things not to say during childbirth...
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Wow, you're lucky. I really wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle jogging.
-- That was the kids on the phone. What time will you be allowed home so you can cook dinner?
-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from casualty.
-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.
-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle jogging.
-- That was the kids on the phone. What time will you be allowed home so you can cook dinner?
-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from casualty.
-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.
-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.
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