Aussie comic

[dothawkes]

Who is the Australian comedian that I have heard on cassette, he does a routine about two dogs in the road and a 'dungie' being blown up, he is rude, crude and blue but sooooo funny.

[honkytonkman]

Could it be Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson?

[dothawkes]

YESSSSSSS!!!!  That's the guy, I nearly crashed a Merc once on the way home from Belle Vue Auctions listening to him talk about the female cop and the dungie, got to get one of his tapes again! Mum, what's our dog doin?

[jno]

if it's a toilet, it's a 'dunny'.

[dothawkes]

yeah you're right, a dunny, not a word you come across much round Wigan I guess!  Anyhew, are any of the recordings available in UK?

[jno]

here

[littleoldme]

"Oi Santa Claus, ya c***, where's me f***in' bike?
I've opened all these other gifts, and there's nothing that I like"

"I went bungee jumping. Jeez, I've never been so f***ing scared in all me life. They tie this rope round yer legs really really tight. It's not a safety precaution - it's to stop yer socks filling up with s***".

Sorry - couldn't resist. :-)

[dothawkes]

What is it that he says about policewomen in Australia?  It was very bad!

[ecoman]

and you can stick that f*****g phone up yer f*****g a***e, you're supposed to f*****g help, not make it f*****g hard