what was the last lie you told?

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[ChuckFickens]

I've never told a lie..

(so that ^ will be the last one I told then :))

[zzxxee]

lol chuck mine was i was out when really i was in didnt want my annoying auntie coming to visit !!!!!

[razza]

I neither lie or f*****g swear

[zzxxee]

ha ha razza nice owl by the way x

[funnygirl]

I do little white lies.

[zzxxee]

im also a 6 foot leggy blonde size 8 no stretch marks !!!!

[ChuckFickens]

Damm that swear filter sometimes eh?

[zzxxee]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i didnt even swear !!!!! i put im a 6 foot l.e.g.g.y blonde how is that swearing ????? minus the full stops

[NoMercy]

Can't remember. Ahem.

[Bbbananas]

That I washed and t-cutted my car because I wanted the exercise and I have pride in my car (Truth was, I'd scratched it to high heaven on the bush cos I reversed out in a temper and it was in a bit of a mess).

[sara3]

oh salla, I parked my car in a bush.. I never thought it would damage the paintwork :o/

[Bbbananas]

Bushes have a habit of jumping out at me as I'm driving. It's quite bizarre....

[AB Editor]

Fixed the "leggy" thing. It isn't really a relevant joke anymore!

Spare Ed

[jackthehat]

"Of course I'll be voting for your party.............."

[mccfluff]

last night but i'm not saying what it was :-)

[ChuckFickens]

Man-On-The-Top-Of-The-Clapham-Omnibus

(just checking)

[zzxxee]

cheers ed i did wonder !!!

[China Doll]

Probably told someone a doctors not here when in reality they're sitting opposite me with the oncall bleep going off every two minutes... Seemed fair enough to me.