Elvis has left the building....

[Bbbananas]

Yes ladies, Keith has gone. Forever. Do you think it might have been something I said? ;-)

[redman41]

Who do you mean salla ?

[mccfluff]

not keith. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

did you embarrass him good and proper before he went?

[Bbbananas]

My male assistant red. Lasted only 18 months - lightweight!

Fluff - the last conversation I had with him before he went was regarding depressed vaginas.... could have been the last straw?!!

[mccfluff]

quite possibly, how do you get a depressed vag?

[NoMercy]

Are you sure it was your discreet scratching? ;-)

[ummmm]

Awwww...who will be his replacement?

(sorry about my rude daughter)

[redman41]

Ha Ha with you now salla. Bring on the next one.........:-)

[NoMercy]

*wasn't*

My typing is dreadful lately.

[Bbbananas]

Tony - he's 36 and from Sunderland - I think his cherry was popped years ago.

It could have been the scratching - but my vag is quite happy, not depressed, so it wasn't offensive scratching. It could have been the regular boob flashing.

I did go in for a tongue kiss before he left - but ended up with just a fumble. But - he told me to keep in touch.... I said, what do you think I've been trying to touch for the last 18 months?

Bless him. Can't wait for my new one ................ ;-)

[mccfluff]

i think you should let us set up his training schedule when you get a new one

[Bbbananas]

Ok. But it must involve a daily 'favour'.

[mccfluff]

but of course and daily purchasing of coffee/cakes/sarnies etc

[Bbbananas]

Definitely. Keith brought me in a sausage mcmuffin once..... he left the building smiling that day....

[mccfluff]

massage on demand?

[Bbbananas]

Ooh yes. On the couch in consulting room number 2. With Bergamot massage oil. Going in really deep......as and when required. prn you could say.... (not p.r.)