Beer Farts

[bobjugs12]

Why are they so evil? The office is stinking today :( It's starting make my eyes water

[bibblebub]

are you the only one there?

[moonraker558]

Thats the trouble when you work with women

[Booldawg]

wholesome goodness. Maybe its the yeast? But I think most non cask conditioned ales have the yeast filtered out. What beer was it?

[bibblebub]

give yourself a wedgie, that'll put the cork in

[joggerjayne]

All just gross !

[rowanwitch]

A boy thing obviously, thank heaven for no smoking legislation or they would think its a terrorist attack if some one lit up....

[mccfluff]

squirt some perfume up your bum

[merciasounds]

When I had to do work experience as a young girl, I was sent to an office. I told them I wanted to do catering, but they said I must try an office first. So i went to this office, and after lunch I kept on smelling this TOTALLY evil smell, it was making me feel sick and I asked one of the other girls about it. She said it was the 'gaffer', he went out and had Guinness and pickled eggs for lunch everyday...needless to say I didn't go back there again!

[Booldawg]

LOL @ Mercia. I *love* little anecdotes like that!

[rowanwitch]

and dogs seem to love the smell of farts,,,,,

[joeluke]

I once got into an empty lift at work and it stunk, someone had obviously just dropped one before exiting the lift...........I was so relieved no-one was waiting for the lift on the floor I got out on otherwise they would have automatically assumed I'd done it!

[society]

haha Mercia.

Bobjugs, Can you tell from whom the evil smell is coming? lol

[steg]

when the paint starts to bubble and the paper starts to strip off the walls,........ then that is evil

[rowanwitch]

Sugar free gum/sweets if used to excess can give even worse ones... the dieters revenge
If it isn't you doing the farting you could consider a counterstrike... Beer, and Garlic bread followed by a couple of packets of SF gum....

[bobjugs12]

BB, there are 5 of us in today. Of those 5, 4 were out on the beer last night.
Fluffy, we've been spraying a cheap aftershave called Wildebeast around the office to try and mask the smell. Problem is the stuff stinks worse than our collective arrses.
Society, the smell is eminating from all of us.

Although to update the story. We've all just been out for an hour of football and then lunch. One of the lads threatened the continuation of the game though. The ball was acidentally kicked into his stomach, and he responded with instant projectile vomitting all over the gymnasium floor. Nice ;-)

We'll see if the odour returns after lunch.....

[mccfluff]

nice bob, that's just nice

[NoMercy]

What a lovely thread this is. I hope there will be no beer farts when I come down to visit. ;-)