Doomed, doomed, doomed

[bobjugs12]

According to the Daily Mail:

http://www.dailymail....s-hospital-agony.html

We're all going to die of really itchy bites!!

[redcrx]

ouch!
the mozzies around here are bad enough

[jno]

no we're not, we're going to die of falling over our flipflops

http://www.dailymail....-astonishing-40m.html

[jno]

actually, I've just read right through the link and it's interesting - I've been bitten several times in our garden, not infected but lots of swelling and they don't go down for days. It's never happened before. I mean, I hate to say the Mail might have got it right...

[McMouse]

Nah it's the Weaver fish that will get us.

[Kromovaracun]

Actually I think you'll find the Mail are building up a splendid list of all the things that will give us cancer, too:

http://hellokinsella....hings-that-give-you-c

[jno]

cancer from your laptop, cancer from your pen top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI