DUMB LAWYERS

[laurababy]

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did
> you check for a pulse?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
> WITNESS: Yes. It's possible he could have been alive - and practicing law.

[Count-A-Strong]

Ah yes, I remember. Seaside special 1974.