Breaking news!!!

[carrust]

The dead MI6 agent found in a bag in his London flat has been identified as a sheep farmer from Wales.


He is thought to have been stabbed, & put in a hot bath first.


Police are treating it as. "Boil in the bag shepherds spy".

[craft1948]

pmsl......ha ha

[redman41]

Wasn't me as I am still here

[carrust]

Redman. Any mention of sheep & you're there....sharpish....

[heathfield]

Well done! Worth a good groan or two!