Conversation with my mother....

[NoMercy]

Her: How old are you now?

Me: Are you sh!tting me?

Her: 28?

Me: No, I'm 33.

Her: And a half!

Me: No, I'm 33.

Her. 33 and a half.

Me. [Emphatically] No, I'm 33.

Her: And a half....

Me: I'm 33 !!!

Her: How tall are you?

Me: Five foot three and a half...

lmaou !

[NoMercy]

Senile dementia setting in already, my darling?

Headwreck... glad I'm not alone.

[askyourgran]

I used to ring my mother and we would be chatting for a few minutes then she would say "Why aren't you at work, are you ill?", Me: " No Mam I retired a few years ago". "Oh so you are not our Sheila then", "No Mam It's me your eldest", "Oh Margaret are you alright love". "No mam it's me ****", There's only my brother left and he lived with her, she sometimes went off to check he wasn't on the phone, and she was holding the fluffing phone.

[Eve]

My mum has rung me on my landline only to then ask if I'm at home.

A few years ago I my dad handed me a cheque and asked me to check that he had got my name right!?!?!?!

[NoMercy]

Are you being serious, Butch? I can never tell with you.

[mumstheword1]

Years ago allegedly if you wanted to be baptised in the catholic church you had to be christened a saints name, so my eldest sister was called Catherine Diane but we used to call her by just Diane next sister was Bernadette Colette known as Colette and I was pre fixed with Frances but known by another name. When we asked my mum why she didn't just call us by the first names she said she didn't like them names. I often wondered why she bothered as she just gave my brothers one saints name!!!!! Mind you if you were naughty we got the full title LOL