Just been reading our local rag, And saw an article about Charles Ingram who was found guilty of cheating on millionaire, he has just chopped the tops of on three of his toes. There must be a joke in there somewhere.
I dunno, but my dad phoned me a while back and told me that Mr Ingram had died. Celador had offered to pay for the funeral as a mark of respect, but they refused to pay for the coffin :)