A virgin marries a man from Athens, and before the Wedding her father gives her a warning. "Because your husband is Greek, he may ask you to turn the other way in bed," he cautions. "But remember, my dear---- you don't have to if you don't want to."
On their honeymoon, the couple are having sex when the husband asks his new wife to turn over.
"No," she refuses."I don't have to do this."
"Ok," he replies. "But you're the one who wants children"