Knickers

[Jeanclaude]

An Engishman Irishman andScotsman are playing golf with their wives The Englishmans wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?'
Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
The Englisman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's 50 quid Go and buy yourself some underwear.'


Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency, here's 20 Euros Go and buy yourself some underwear!'


Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit.

[DTCwordfan]

a very, very old one. You could have updated it with 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a razor..... Clean yerself up a bit.

[Jeanclaude]

Dtcrosswoed fan before I c&p it I had never heard the joke before, just goes to show i need to get out more.
Crackatoa if you think my scots accent is bad wait till you hear my welsh! :)