bloke goes to the doctors....

[crisgal]

A bloke goes to the doctors with
beans all over his head,
a sausage up each nostril,
a tomato in one ear,
and a piece of fried bread in the other.
The doctor tells him:
"You've not been eating properly!"

[wildwood]

I agree, it would have been so easy to put a tomato in both ears and thus have a balanced meal.

[crisgal]

lol

[Jemisa]

Oh Dear!!!