i;ve got a bite

[mccfluff]

on my bum

its making sitting down a tad uncomfortable

suggestions please the funnier the better i need a laugh :-)

[wolf63]

Tell them you have piles.

[mccfluff]

hmmm which is worse???

[wolf63]

???????????

If your boss is male just use the usual - women's problems - gets them scurrying away no problem.

[mccfluff]

its just me and him this week, he may not even notice, i hope!