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A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother, you don't understand." "I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price."
"Well the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" Says her mum. "Those turkey rolls only cost a few pounds."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket...What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother when I went to cook it. I looked at the directions on the package and it said prepare from a frozen state, so I flew to Alaska."