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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fitted under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.
On the first day of school, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
On the first day of school, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.A man walked into the dentist office to have a tooth removed. The dentist asked him if he wanted some Novocaine to kill the pain. The man told him he didn't need it. The dentist pulled the tooth and the guy never flinched. The dentist remarked that he must be pretty tough and they guy replied "I've only been hurt once in my life. I was hunting in the woods one day and had to go, so I dropped my pants and squatted down to do my business and didn't see a bear trap."
The dentist says "Wow, that must have hurt" to which the man replied "it wasn't too bad. What was bad is when I hit the end of that chain."
The dentist says "Wow, that must have hurt" to which the man replied "it wasn't too bad. What was bad is when I hit the end of that chain."
The chain is to keep the bear from running off with the trap.
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