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Arti | 17:23 Thu 12th May 2011 | ChatterBank
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.......food and consumables, clothes etc suppliers/manufacturers have to be completely honest about ingredients etc, can you think of advertising descriptions eg

Richards Sausages, a better class of pig's anus, mixed with delightfully ground bones.

Falmouth Jeans, cheap and durable with exotic child sweat from India woven into every strand.
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Cigarettes - infused with a delightful mix of poisons and heavy metals.
Do you mean Falmers?
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No, Crafty, just changing names enough not to be sued ;)
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lol, Trime :)
Hi, boxy ;)
evening, arti ;-(
Bugger me. I just realised I had a better class of pig's anus for tea.
mike11111, why do you want people to "bugger" you?

I think you are on the wrong site mate! :-)
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oooh !
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Not yet, housey. Won't be long if I'm on here, though:)
Mike, you're not alone, we had sausage sandwiches for lunch ;-)
Chicken Kievs - mechanically recovered mush, lovingly filled with garlic flavoured fat and moulded into the shape of something vaguely edible.
Arti - "only half full of hot air"

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Go to work on a product of a hen's reproductive system
Lactulose - makes you sh1t

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