Husband spent yesterday evening tapping away on his laptop, credit card clutched in hand. 'Just booked our holiday' he says. ' Great!' I say. 'Villa, south of France, own pool, overlooking market town where I can buy fresh bread, cheese and wine?' 'Er, no' he replies.'Farm in Devon, but it does have a petting zoo and we can take the dogs.'
Please, kill me now!
Wheaten.
lol no i went (got dragged) to a long weekend somewhere, all i remember it was a haven park and was rammed with screaming kids and their p1ssed parents. it was hideous