I have a cucumber in the fridge

[Mick-Talbot]

What should i do with it?

[T&S]

Is this a euphenism?

[mightyWBA]

Put it in a Lancaster and drop it on Hamburg.

[milly143]

Can you do me a favour and ask it if the light stays on in the fridge when you close the door.

[BertiWooster]

// Not sure, jno. How can i tell if it's spanish? //

Is it sporting a sombrero ?

[Mick-Talbot]

sorry, milly.. i don't speak spanish, or cucumber.

[Dee Sa]

Chuck Fickens - the cucumber song LOL !

[milly143]

Well, couldn't you learn. The tomatoes in my fridge are ignoring me.

[cc1]

Spanish cucumbers look like big gherkins, unlike the phallic English ones!

[milly143]

"Rubber dingy rapids, bruv".

[Mick-Talbot]

no Tesco here, Trig... or anymore cucumbers. I think they have all been murdered.

[Mick-Talbot]

there has been a mass cullcumber

[puma86]

I'm a martyr, you're all squashed tomatoes

[joggerjayne]

If you're going to have sex with it, leave it out of the fridge for a bit first, otherwise they make you go a bit numb.

Err ... so I've heard.