Dotty - re 2) Garth rang up with complimentary tickets.
You'd settle for Garth ringing up full stop, wouldn't you?
Mine are:
1 - if I could kick this working habit
2 - if I could stop taking life quite so seriously
3 - if I could have an extra day in the week that no-one else new about
1) I could split myself into two so each half of my life would have an equal share of my time
2) kd lang would do for me what Dotty would like Garth to do to her.(so that's a three way split then).
3) If I didn't have three baskets of ironing to do