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venator | 07:33 Wed 10th Aug 2011 | ChatterBank
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We don't need Shariah law - we have the good old British Medieval system.

We could erect the stocks outside every football ground and put looters there on match days.

We could sell official UK Government rotten eggs and tomatoes, make a few bob!
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Good idea, i will be first in line to throw tomatoes and rotten eggs, at the miscreants, those who have trashed London streets, homes and businesses.
why not. perhaps they should be made to build the stocks, and then make em clean up all the mess afterwards.
Can we throw knives and rocks at them??
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I don't think the Health & safety police would allow knives or rocks, and the tomatoes would have to be very soft. Should be a joke about being soft on crime?
and the stocks would have to be padded and not too tight or uncomfortable!
Lol, another good place to put them would be at train/tube stations so angry commuters will be able to vent their frustration/anger before/after work and would finally get the miserable travellers talking to each other about something! :)
When you put them in the stocks would the poor little devils have to take off their hoods & face covering, because I fear that might be against some rule in the EU.

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