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Jemisa | 17:32 Wed 17th Aug 2011 | Jokes
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Grandma and Grandad were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on the television set and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.

Then Grandad got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."
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