Victor Meldrew - One Foot in the Grave

[Piper-AK]

Could any one please tell me exactly what was written on the lid of the cardboard box as follows. Victor is looking at the lid of a cardboard box which has been delivered to the house. He starts to go off his head at what he thinks is written there - it's insulting him, basically. His wife comes up, flips the other half of the lid shut and reads out what it actually says, which is something completely innocuous ( eg the contents and delivery time ). So what is written, and what does Victor think is written? I saw the episode ages ago and it's really bugging me.

[andizuki1982]

On the top of the box was written " Victor Meldrew`s a turd". Then Margaret lifts the flap and it says "Victor Meldrew. Saturday." as in when the box is to be delivered. Hope this helps Andy

[Piper-AK]

Thank you!