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marval | 13:52 Sat 17th Sep 2011 | Jokes
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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.

The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream nonstop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Indian says: "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal!"

What did you do to make her scream for two hours?

Indian: I wiped my hands on the curtains.
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eughhhh!!!

but very funny..lol
there's another more sordid version of that one......same conclusion and not the hands.....
Yeah, I've heard that one, DT.
well I was being clean.....however I could tell marval's to my mother - if she would remember.

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