A £10 dog!

[didoatwork]

The old ones are the best:
A guy is driving around the back woods of Coalville and he sees a sign
in front of a broken down house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the
bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5. In
no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would
be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But
the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at East Mids
airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies,
and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.
'Ten quid,' the guy says.
'Ten Pounds? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.

[marval]

HaHa