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marval | 11:36 Sat 15th Oct 2011 | Jokes
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
It's going to start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

That's it! She blows her top! "You barsteward!
You waltz in here, flop your fat a$$ down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.

Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh no - it's started!"
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Ha-ha - I can imagine that!
haha
does he live in Tynesde per chance
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Not sure Bobbi, he could live anywhere I think.
haha, kidding of course..
no way would Bill ask me to wait on him..lol
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I am sure he wouldn't

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