Saw a van today ..

[sherrardk]

emblazoned with the slogan 'MOBILE Locksmith' - well duh!

[Captin Kirk]

what? .. you've never locked your mobile before??

[sherrardk]

Of course - I got the wrong end of the stick, thanks for that.

[McNoodle]

Or maybe you didn't?

[benny3008]

There is a barbers shop in Worcester which has a huge sign on the side that say's 'Haircutting while you wait' made me chuckle! :-)

[lankeela]

Shoe Zone have a special offer on - buy one, get one free!

[dothawkes31]

I got back to my car after work today and there was a business card on the drivers window offering mobile servicing, i have a new Nokia though so i won't need them but it was very enterprising of them.

[Sandy-Wroe]

There used to be a car park in West Belfast offering 'Easy excess'.

[lankeela]

There's a honey cart round here that says 'the motion is carried'

[Panic Button]

There's another honey cart with a sign on the back "No stools left in this vehicle overnight"

[Panic Button]

... and another with the logo Suck Cess

[Jemisa]

Jewellers in town has a sign which says "Have your ears pierced while you wait" DOH!!

[Mamyalynne]

There used to be a rubbish removal firm about here and their van was painted with the signe "$h!T shifters"

[88jim]

This does seem to be getting increasingly more popular, but make sure the locksmith is registered if you hire one. Don't want him drilling out the lock, when he could just pick or extract the broken key from the lock-face. Replacing the Lock will cost ten fold what removing they key from the barrel will. Media URL: http://www.fastkeys.co.uk/keys
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