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Five rules to remember in life...

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Jemisa | 16:51 Tue 10th Jan 2012 | ChatterBank
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1. Money can not buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a
Rolls Royce than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the arse-hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

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love it!
Jem sure there's more but it's a good start
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Mmmm! Perhaps I should have put that in 'Jokes' Sorry.

jem
Number 4... So true!
Very good! I especially like 4 and 5.
I'm a bit uncomfortable with 4.

Am I alone?
I bet there are more people crying in Rollers than on bikes!
^^ Doubt it.
^^ Thinking people in Rolls Royces don't cry is a popular misconception, I frequently shed a little tear in mine.
Very wise words,I shall remember them.

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