Grandparents answering machine...

[Jemisa]

GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE

Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but
please leave your message after you hear the beep.
beeeeeppp ....

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then
select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival"
so we know who it is.

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

If you want to borrow the car, press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, its 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday

or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

If you need money, press 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking

us to the theatre, start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

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[albaqwerty]

Brilliant LOLOLOLOLOL (can borrow some of that for use with my own children?)

[murraymints]

could do with that answering service myself !!!

[Zacs-Master]

Excellent.

[chaptazbru]

Very, very good.

[Maydup]

Brilliant, I've passed that on to a couple of people already, Thank you!

[DaisyNonna]

Definitely worth listening!

[boxtops]

Clever, but should be in Jokes too :-)

[welshlibranr]

Excellent!.......lol.......