I need some quotes...famous or not?

[Satu_Hati]

Can be any genre

[Davethedog]

Also by Mark Twain

Golf is good walk spoiled

There are lies, dammed lies and statistics (also attributed to Disrali)

[riversong214]

You grow up the day you have the first real laugh - at yourself.
Ethel Barrymore

[FredPuli43]

The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons [Ralph Waldo Emerson]

[murraymints]

it is nice to be important..but...it is more important to be nice !!!...Derek Jacobi to me one year at Edinburgh Festival when he held a door for me !!!

[bookbinder]

2 Chinese (I think) sayings:
He who expects the worst shall not be disappointed.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

[Clanad]

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."

(John Wayne as John Bernard Books (The Shootist))

[jomifl]

I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.........Groucho Marx

[daftgrandad]

"If you drink do'nt drive,do'nt even putt."
Dean Martin

[karenmac60]

I like Baldric's :)

'don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened' Dr Seuss

[chaptazbru]

Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell.

Although it was dark, there was brightness where he lay.

[craft1948]

It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men........................Mae West.

[mrs_overall]

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened

[chaptazbru]

I'm a housekeeper, when I get divorced, I keep the house ! Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[MarkRae]

There's a room in the Cabinet War Rooms with WC on it. It was assumed that this was Winnie's private study but was in fact just the loo. Anyway, one day he's in there and his secretary knocks on the door to tell him that the Lord Privy Seal wanted to see him. Churchill's reply was, allegedly, "Tell the Lord Privy Seal I am sealed in my privy, and can only deal with one shіt at a time."

[chaptazbru]

How many husbands have I had, you mean apart from my own? Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[Zhukov]

^good call,Winston!

[boxtops]

it would be helpful if we knew if there is a theme to the quotes you're looking for"

On Spike Milligan's headstone: I told you I was ill.

[MarkRae]

^^ Yes, but in Irish Gaelic though ("Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite"), because the local diocese wouldn't permit it to be written in English.

[alison123]

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. Marilyn Monroe