Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Q: How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
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How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.
How many Jewish sons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because mother will say, "That's okay, son. I'll just sit here in the dark." (A Jewess told me this.)
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