Conversation between two three year olds.

[Traci66]

Mason. "Billan, do you want to play out?"
Dylan, "My name is Dylan"
M. "I said Billan."
D. "Dylan not Billan, d, d, dis for Dylan."
M. (really irate now) "Well I can't say Dylan."

[ummmm]

Awww sweet.

I used to call my auntie Bibienne (Vivienne)

[B00]

Awww dont you just love their conversations?

A few years ago Mini Boo was playing 'schools' in her bedroom with her teddies, lining them up and 'teaching them'

Mini Boo "now this (waving something) is elastic.
Teddies (high pitched voice) What's elastic?
MB "its like plastic but without the PL" (pronounced pler)

[Traci66]

Boo, I like that one.

[Smowball]

lol thats funny

[jno]

I remember jno jnr pulling something out of his ear and say "Ooh, look, a wack."

Which was actually pretty smart; he'd figured out how plurals work.

[askyourgran]

My little one couldn't say Vinegar she'd say 'Binegar' so I would emphasise the 'Vi' Vinegar, she would then say 'Vi' and then say 'Binegar'. Just watching the effort she made was amusing.

[starone]

I remember my daughter thinking the name of the cul-de-sac across the road was "No through Road".

[askyourgran]

My grand daughter learned the song Kumbai ya Milord (or whatever it's called) at school. One day I pointed out a combine harvester in the fields she thought that was what she'd been singing about.

[arwyn]

Two friends of mine were letting their 3 year old's play with their toy kitchen. When she went to check on them they were playing at washing the toy dishes in the toy sink, she ask the kiddies where they had got the water from "oh we just wee wee'd on them" was the reply.

[parkie]

My son in law's five year old nephew was talking about going to his Grandparents' for a roast dinner.
'Can I come?' said uncle Chris. 'Then I can sit at the top of the table'.
'You can't do that.' came the reply. 'You'll sit in the gravy'.

[Ann]

Years ago my little twin nieces aged about 3 used to hear the police cars go by with their sirens going and say "look Auntie Ann its the gee-gorg gee-gorgs" it was a good name for them as it copied the noise exactly! We still say it to this day!