Ratter, yes, I currently have three wolfhounds, two dogs, one bitch. The other six, who now howl with them, are a Dandie Dinmont and five cockerpoos, all bitches. I had a 'Keeva' too, a standard poodle, which name I foolishly spelled Caoimhe, the Irish way, and spent the next years spelling it to confused vets!
Lankeela, big dogs dopey? Well, wolfhounds have the problem that everything in the body is a long way from the brain. By the time any message gets from one to the other, it has either decayed too much to be deciphered or the dog has forgotten why it was sent. Result? Confused inaction.