Knock knock.......

[ELVIS68]

I was walking down a quiet country lane when beside me in the foliage I heard, "Knock knock".

"Who's there?" I said.

"Oh thank god! My husband buried me alive here and I've been banging away all day. Finally somebody has heard me! Please help!"

"Oh thank god! My husband buried me alive here and I've been banging away all day. Finally somebody has heard me! Please help, who?" I replied.

"ME!"

I didn't really get it but I laughed anyway as I left, so as not to look stupid.

[imagcq]

i like it made me smile thanks

[starone]

It has to be read carefully, but hee-hee.

[squarebear]

That was actually quite funny once I understood it.

[sidkid]

good one!

[Jemisa]

Well I'm stupid coz I don't get it. Sounds like gobbledigook to me...

jem

[dickythecook]

French knock knock joke
Frappe Frappe!
Qui est la?
Loste.
Loste qui?
Oui, bien sur

[Wharton]

Knock knock
Who's there
The Interrupting dog
The Interrupting do... "woof woof woof"

[crisgal]

Please explain the French one!