Why Has No One Told Me????

[mrs_overall]

Mr O is in from work and asked me if I had looked in a mrror recently. Snce 8am this morning I have had one perfectly made up eye and one eye with no make up on. Argh!

[sunny-dave]

Soooo - strange asymmetrical make up and a dodgy scar ... are you sure that Goth Weekend has finished ?

[jno]

lol dave - if she was like that when she first went in, it's no wonder the stitching was bad. It's very difficult to sew a straight seam when you're sniggering.

[Smowball]

Lol, sorry but that is so funny!

Mr Smow came in from work a while back and when I looked I noticed he had two odd shoes on! He had been at work and in meeting all day like that lol

[chi-chi66]

aaaaahahahaha, sorry but that is soooo funny. To-morrow, go in with
the other eye missing make-up, see if people notice THAT! xx

[tinkerbell23]

Mrs o... How "made up" is it!? Definately noticeable!?

I went to work with odd shoes on once...had same shoes in black and brown....and had one of each on...with black socks...uurgh xx

[douglas9401]

A Clockwork_overall. :)

[paddywak]

Over the years I've seen many instances when people, male and female, have come into the pub with various things obviously wrong, a common one with men being shirts buttoned up incorrectly or coming out of the loo with their flies undone and nobody ever seems to comment it in fact they usually seem to think it funny.

[grasscarp]

When I was much younger, I went out for the evening with false eyelashes on. Returned home to find only one eyelash still in place. I was thinking at what stage in the evening did I lose that. I sympathise totally. Men dont seem to notice these things and if they do they dont tell us.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

I'm not laughing AT you...I'm laughing NEAR you.

[Prudie]

Drat Douglas beat me too it - was gonna say last week Audrey Hepburn this week Clockwork Orange.