The Blonde pilot...

[Jemisa]

This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater
airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls
out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and
clear. I will talk you through this and
get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of
experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will
be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who
art in Heaven..."

[tenrec]

Hahaha!!!

[AB Editor]

I was sure I'd heard it before: http://www.theanswerb.../Question1066884.html !

Interesting how these things go round!

[ummmm]

lol

[tenrec]

Ahh, but in the other joke she is only 5'2"!!

[AB Editor]

lol, I guess she's grown up a bit?

[scoob101]

Sooooooo many repeats.

[Jemisa]

Oops! sorry Ed a blip on my part, one of my SMs I'm afraid


jem