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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Hey, amigo, I mis read the question, I thought her sofa was ruined by her own feline, also, I do in fact have a policy which covers me for all accidental damage including that caused by my pets!
I'm really sorry if you thought I was trying to be fraudulant. Obviously I would never encourage this sort of behaviour at all, I feel really worried that you might all think that I was trying to advocate this, I most certainly was not. I am a mother of 5, and upstanding (and sometimes, although not always after a couple drinks) and standing up member of my community. I recycle as much house hold waste as possible, I use terry towelling squares, I warm my husbands slippers and hand him his smoking jacket and cigars, I bake and make jam for the WI and I am known for my seamstressing and knitting skills. I don't think a person of my character would ever encourage fraudulant behaviour of any type. Me, here, encouraging fraud, at my age, with my reputation.........?
I feel really upset now. And, mr Buenchico, if you were pulling my leg, then really! Not much of a buenchico, more of a naughtychico! Shame on you harrowing defenceless poor ladies like me.....casting aspersions, my oh my, where will it end.....?
*sob, sob*
( you may hand me your handkerchief now and apologise profusely....quick before I cry all over my newly cleaned cream carpets, I am under a lot of stress you know.....*boo hoo*, I have a son with hot feet, I'm trying to build my own triple bunks from a kit I bought on ebay from a couple of matchsticks and a yoghurt pot, I'm trying to trade in my country estate for a london bedsit, aswell as offering my pearls of wisdom to poor people on AB who are suffering with all sorts of sofa crises......And you thought I was, I mean.....Honestly......*sniff sniff*
And I thought we were friends, Buenchico.....you sent me URLs and everything, and now you turn me into the FBI. I just don't understand......*weep weep*
Sorry Nimo, for hijacking your thread re your sofa. I'm all for the care and preservation of soft furnishings, and have been racking my brains since trying to find a solution to your dilemma.
Just the emotion of the betrayal, just got me right there...you know? I mean, Mr Buenchico, of all people....Sorry. Have to go again now....It's just all too, upsetting. * gulp*
Well, Mr Buenchico, I can only accept your apology, and hope beyond hope that our relationship, working tho it is, may recover from this high level conflict. Obviously, on a normal day, I would have been able to cope with any accusation, but on a day coupled also with the sweating pieds of an 8 year old and the sore finger I have from an inappropriate use of a hammer and a glue gun, it was just the straw that broke the camel's back......
But, that is all fine now, we can resume our previous positions. Do apologise to your neighbours, I often have that effect upon people, I am just too much of a comedienne for my own good, unfortunately, some people don't appreciate the finer points of comedy in the same way as others. T'was ever thus.
What ever your poison, tho Mr buenchico (I have reinstated you to BuenChico, and removed the NaughtyChico), despite the sun being not a hair near the yard arm, I shall retire now from the RSI this jolly keyboard is giving me, and pour myself a very large sweet sherry. Chin Chin, and toodle-pip.
All is now right with the world; Phew!