Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyship's absence may I extend a warm welcome to friends old and new. We also have a sick note from the Butler, so if I may ask you help yourself to the buffet and copious amounts of drink at your will, I may also be a little distracted as I have guests in the Gamekeepers Lodge who are quite demanding.

This evening's menu is a tribute to a lovely ladies Birthday - I believe she has even been untagged for the occasion.

We have Hot Pot and pickled beetroot, sausage rolls (best venison) various salads, a milk stout blancmange....this week's tailcock is the Sharples, a seemingly spiky outside note with a soft and generous centre, a witty number really.

For the Rofl:

5 Newton and Ridley beermats
assorted coloured hairnets
3 lisle stockings
packet of dart flights

So gather round and make yourselves at home.

[sunny-dave]

Is that the sleepy or non-sleepy version Matron ... ?

[Mamyalynne]

Depends on my mood lol

[sunny-dave]

Is 'lol' the new under gardenener I hear so much about - he seems a nice boy ...

[askyourgran]

You don't mean naughties in the shrubberies do you? We'd better not tell her ladyship about lol either, then.

[nungate]

Night nurse! No wonder we were all sleepy earlier............

[Mamyalynne]

no hobnobbing with the gardener

[nungate]

Puhleeze, I have never hob nobbed in my life!

[askyourgran]

Well I'll have to find my bicycle clips and get on home, hope I haven't got a puncture tonight. Goodnight everyone. Safe journey home. x

[nungate]

Night Gran, safe journey home

[Mamyalynne]

Night Gran and indeed may I sound the warning for closing time have still jobs to do yet, been a wonderful and select club tonight.

[nungate]

Time to go saddle up the llama and head off for Nungate Towers.
Until we all congregate here in a sennight, I bid you all a good night and safe journey.

[Mamyalynne]

Night night xxx

[Mamyalynne]

Drawbridge closing till next we meet , safe travel all xxx

[ttfn]

I have just peeked in and am truly humbled, Matron, ♥ So sorry I missed you and members tonight.

My self-imposed penance tomorrow will be scrubbing the doorstep for an extra 10 minutes and I shall make sure my knockers are gleaming too ;)

[Mamyalynne]

Not forgetting your letter flap I hope.

[lardhelmet]

Hope you had a great night ttfn! There's nothing like gleaming knockers!

[ttfn]

My flap was sealed a while back, Mamya. It is low down and the toads were coming in through it (the spring has eased with age) :(

Hello lardy :) You would be surprised how quickly I get through a tin of Brasso