When did those coins come into circulation?

[Groupie]

I was just reading the front of the condom machine in my local pub toilets.

'Three Pound Coins Only'

Have I been in a coma?

[mike11111]

Three quid? You're joking! They used to be half a crown when I had need of them!

[lardhelmet]

We had signs on several lampposts today saying "Caution Runners". Not sure what the difference was between them and ordinary runners. Do they run along waving a red flag?

[percypineapple]

cheaper to have the op on n.h.s. it's free.

[ChuckFickens]

But if you've had a few and you're on a promise.... who wouldn't pay £3?

[Graham-W]

I'd just use a £2 coin and a £1 coin and hope for the best.
They're blaming the increased pregnancy rate on the shortage of £3 coins round here.

[Groupie]

Good one thx