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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says," How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin."
The doctor says, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his fiancée, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts.
This was the first time he had seen them.
She says, "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."
He whips down his pants and says, "Look at this; it's still in the crate."
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says," How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin."
The doctor says, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his fiancée, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts.
This was the first time he had seen them.
She says, "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."
He whips down his pants and says, "Look at this; it's still in the crate."
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