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The life of an egg...

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Jemisa | 14:27 Wed 20th Jun 2012 | Jokes
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If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day.
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2 eggs in a pan...one says to other....its hot in here

other replies.....wait till you get out ...they bash your head in
17:03 Wed 20th Jun 2012
i;m off back to bed- try to get ome more sleep

i'll chicken again tomorrow.

good night

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