Rain Rain Go Away

[joggerjayne]

We want to work on our tans.

I can't last any longer with a brown face and a white body.

It looks like someone's held me by the head, and dipped me in bleach.

[Kiki-frog]

It would be good to wear summer clothes again. I too have the slightly weatherbeaten look.

[joggerjayne]

Trouble is, when you first get your swimsuit on ... you look like a total freak, cos your head's a different colour from your body.

[Kiki-frog]

True, but I suppose most other people will look like bi-coloured aliens as well. Except the ones with the fake orange look. Who will also look like aliens, but from a different planet.

[joggerjayne]

Planet Orange.

Or Planet AnswerBank.

That should be a colour for self tanning lotions ... instead of (say) Mediterranean Bronze, you could buy "AnswerBank Orange"

[flump1]

Hi JJ I agree we have had enough rain for this year and the next person who says " we need the rain " is due a bop on the nose. My sister in Denver is so hot it is making her crabby. Mad world eh ?

[Kiki-frog]

'AB Orange' would be quite alarming. I quite like the 'OP's Response' shade of beige personally. And if you're 'Latest Posts Red' then get some calamine lotion quick!

[joggerjayne]

Those colours have the makings of a whole new range !!

[Kiki-frog]

LOL, jj, maybe we should go into business

[joggerjayne]

We'd have to pay too many royalties to The Ed.

[commoner]

,,mmm...brown head,whitebody.....yummy yum...a giant choccy ice cream cone.....he he!...could just manage that.....hope they have some at Rinsey next week?

[joggerjayne]

Rinsey?

Are you going there?

Rinsey is in Cornwall (I just Googled it). That's a long way from Barnsley!

Mind you ... EVERYWHERE is a long way from Barnsley.

[Smowball]

I also have a brown face and neck,arms - and pale legs and body. Looks a tad silly lol

[ummmm]

Lol...I must take a photo of my OH. It has to be seen to be believed :-) Bless him.