Have you tried the anti-climax? (Daily Mail!)

[MissCommando]

I have just been in fits of laughter. I told my husband to read the Guidelines and he started rocking me whilst sat on my lap. Oh I just don't get it and won't be trying it! This is one of the guides - Gently placing your palm over your lover’s genitals with intent to comfort.

This is the article: http://www.dailymail....-spark-marriages.html

I don't see how this can help a marriage, it's just so staged and silly.

[rockyracoon]

Jayus, not in my world, I'd be wandering around a bit frustrated.

[sunny-dave]

Its the "b*lls the size of melons" syndrome that would worry me :+()

[jno]

anything works if you like it; if you don't, it won't, presumably.

[boxtops]

don't tell sqad that the oral stuff has been discontinued.....

[EDDIE51]

Biggest load of botox I have seen ! have you read it ? apperently it can take 2 weeks for a woman to return to 'normal' after an orgasm !!!

[mike11111]

That quick? Things are looking up.

[RATTER15]

I've never known one to return to normal, how would we recognise normal?

[missnemesis]

>>> For the last eight years neither one has had an intentional orgasm. He says that conventional sex, and its: 'lick, pump, squirt, snore,' is a purely man driven act. <<<

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Best description ever.

[jno]

it's the unintentional orgasms that would bother me. Imagine accidentally making like Meg Ryan during book club meetings.

[sunny-dave]

Ah - so you've seen my book group ....

[Kiki-frog]

The best thing about the Daily Mail online is the readers' comments at the bottom of article:

//I told my husband that our love life would be greatly improved if he was more like andy Murray, he thought I meant for him to cry and show his feelings more. no, just come second!//

[sunny-dave]

Ther has to be a crack about "Come Dancing" in here somewhere ...

[MissCommando]

Haha Kiki, that's pretty good!

I'd rather my husband didn't touch my foof at all rather than try to 'comfort' me. How could someone touch your bits and you not get aroused at all? lol.

Lol Ratter!

[humbersloop]

//Dr. Alice Bunker Stockham in 1896, a Chicago obstetrician and feminist who crusaded for... a ban on corsets//

...interfering busybody